That's right folks, everyone's favourite Geordie judge is officially the sexiest lady on planet woman, according to the faithful of FHM magazine, for the second year running.

In a familiar looking list (meow Asylum, bitchy!) the Tyneside stunner has taken gold ahead of Transformer-babe Megan Fox.

Underwear model Marissa Miller was clapped into third while The Saturday's Frankie Sanford missed out on the medals with a brave fourth.

FHM favourite (and lovely girl, we might add) Keeley Hazell took fifth while things got interesting at six where Twilight star and dish of the day Kristen Stewart takes her top 100 bow.

Long time favourite Kelly Brook, who topped the list back in 2007, has made a resurgence into the top 10 at seven while Brazilian beauty Adriana Lima, Hollywood hotty Jessica Alba and wondrous WAG Abby Clancy round off the top 10.

Half a million men, globally, voted with 40 Brits making the grade, five of which feature in the top 10.

While we sit down with some seriously smart number-crunchers and digest the details of this first past the post competition, you can keep reading to see FHM's splendidly sexy Top 100 video and our shots of the Top 10.

The full 100 list, is right here, but be sure to come back when we're given the list a good solid Asyluming...



Number 1. Cheryl Cole -- Silly outfit, luscious looks.
Number 2. Megan Fox -- Transformer-hotty
Number 3. Marissa Miller -- Did someone order some legs?
Number 4. Frankie Sandford -- One of The Saturdays and hot... wait for it... EVERYDAY! We'll leave.
Number 5. Keeley Hazell -- Page 3 stunner and all round good egg. We'll drink to that. Not now -- it's 10am.
Number 6. Kristen Stewart -- In a doorway and yet still stunning!
Number 7. Kelly Brook -- Marry us, Kelly. Do it now.
Number 8. Adriana Lima -- Would you like to borrow our coat?
Number 9. Jessica Alba -- She looks like she's about to dump us.
Number 10. Abby Clancy -- Looks like she's about to accept on the rebound!